The page cannot be found

Possible causes:

  • Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
  • Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will for you to open this link.
  • Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
  • Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
  • Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
  • Buddhist explanation: .........................
  • Episcopalian explanation: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
  • Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.
  • Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
  • Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not open?

If company slogans were truly honest

apple - $2000 Facebook machines
Hot Sauce - always worth the pain AXE - makes all the women flock away from you Ben & Jerry's - Eat away your feelings Bengay - Old people smell Best Buy - try it out before buying it on Amazon BIC - You probably didn't buy it. Budweiser - kind of beer Burger King - Have it your way: eat somewhere else. BuzzFeed - nobody cares which Disney character you'd be. Cheerios - cardboard rings COSMOPOLITAN - quizzes, tips, facts Google - just try using another search engine Nature Valley - Crumbs everywhere. Instagram - mask bad photos with filters KickStarter - get money for absolutely anything Lays - Flavoured Air LEGO - The Bane of your foot's existence LEVI'S - Wearable Napkins LinkedIn - connect with people for no reason at all MacDonald - because you only have $4 PayPal - because you have to Pepsi - is Pepsi okay Pizza Hut - we have a salad bar for some reason Purell - the lazy hand wash Sprite - liquid skittles Starbucks - we serve you decaf if you're rude tinder - wait which one are you TMZ - junk for your eyes Toblerone - the airport chocolate Twister - spin your way to second base WD-40 - Never around when you need it. YouTube - don't read the comments
you can post any of these photos on Facebook with a single click
connect and give permissions and you'll be up and runnin' in no time